Words pretty much fail me

(From matthewp)

Blunkett charges miscarriage of justice victims 'food and lodgings'.

This can't possibly be true, can it? If it is, then I'm reminded of the Tom Lehrer quote: 'Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Prize.' Bremner, Bird and Fortune can go home now, because there is no way they will ever top this.